Mid. week thingamajig

So I've been feeling a bit blah about work. I don't think I'm adjusting or fitting in as well as I'd like to. It doesn't help that I sit facing way from everyone and am the epitome of socially awkward.
So I thought I'd start decorating my "desk" so maybe I won't feel so new (and as if every day could be my last).
Silly me, forgot that the Hallmark store is geared towards only celebratory themed knickknacks and frames. And I'm not getting married or graduating, so I was fresh out of luck.
But in searching for something at least slightly silly I came across this.

If only it were in the form of post-its or a mouse pad or something office related, it would have been mine.